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'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Werewolves of London..."

Toys and environmental pollution

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'The buildings are merging.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Home maintenance

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

LEGO profits.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!