Bricks-and-mortar Enthusiasts Mugs

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Church Restoration Fund.

Brick and Mortar

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Alexander Pope

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Duck in a bathtub

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

Bricklayer

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'