Bunker Buster Gifts

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

I hate this bunker!

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

Safe harbour

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"I hate sand traps."

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

Economic bubble

"Stupid flu season."

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"O.K., doomer."

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

Control Freaks Without Borders