Burger Brainstormer Pillows

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Innovative

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Nutrition-Free Diet

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

New Ideas in Business.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Big Boy Foot

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe