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'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

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Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

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Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Big Burgers.

Big Boy Foot

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

Bank 'n' Burger

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

Mc Seven

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

"I think I'm falling in love."