Burger Scientist Pillows

'He's a prodigy all right, but all his work deals with subjects such as the elasticity of bubble gum, the decibel limits of rock records and the molecular content of a cheeseburger.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Licensed to grill.

Nutrition-Free Diet

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'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Big Burgers.

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'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Big Boy Foot

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Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

Bank 'n' Burger

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

Mc Seven

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

Is the key to life great self-awareness or pursuit of external truth? You're probably right. Self-awareness in pursuit of external truth.

"I think I'm falling in love."