Burger Scientist T-Shirts

Celebrate the creative burger scientist in style with fun and witty t-shirts that showcase their love for gourmet experiments and burger innovation.

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'He's a prodigy all right, but all his work deals with subjects such as the elasticity of bubble gum, the decibel limits of rock records and the molecular content of a cheeseburger.'

'He's a prodigy all right, but all his work deals with subjects such as the elasticity of bubble gum, the decibel limits of rock records and the molecular content of a cheeseburger.'

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"Can we do that again tomorrow night?" mockup

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

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'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.' mockup

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

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'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.' mockup

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

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"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers." mockup

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

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"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger." mockup

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

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Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well! mockup

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

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"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward." mockup

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

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Nutrition-Free Diet

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The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special! mockup

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

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Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium. mockup

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!' mockup

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

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Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies. mockup

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

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'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.' mockup

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

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'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

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