Burger Joint Manager T-Shirts

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Menu Dating

Best Before 5th Pint.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Licensed to grill.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

'Smells good. What is it?'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

'You've had enough!'

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

The youth shows responsibility!

Happy Hour legal loopholes!

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

'Well I'm not sure, Lady. This place is full of Bums.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

"These people are breaking the law! They should all go back to where they came from! Um...except the ones who work at Burger Barn, cause they make awesome burgers. And that lady who takes care of my little cousin...cause she's real nice. And maybe no Anse

'Consider it a bun deal.'