Burger Joint Employee T-Shirts

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Menu Dating

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Can I have flies with that'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'Can I get a box for this?'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Big Boy Foot

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

Big Burgers.

Bank 'n' Burger

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

The Troposhere