Burger Architect T-Shirts

"Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting for fast food restaurants are the hardest."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Building a gingerbread house

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Diet Sugar House.

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"You got sugar ants."

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Participants in the Poetry Writing Workshop imagine that they are imaginary persons in a situation of their own imagination.

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."