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"Gerald. . . you need to stop stockpiling food!"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Building Blocks.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Clear construction agreements are important.

Sheds

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Little Nipper Sandpit

Will build to suit myself.

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

Safe harbour

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

'Library built out of books.'

"I hate sand traps."

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

I.M. sPEIder

Castle-shaped igloo.

Tall building falling like dominoes

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition