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Rocking horse

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"First snowman?"

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Building giant sand pies.

'I hope it;s an express.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Trainset

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Safe harbour

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

When artists have day jobs.

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Z Frame Houses, Summer Cottage ideas that failed.

Developers vs Planners

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Ambitions. . . To have central heating installed.

'Which carries a more favorable interest rate, an auto loan or a home improvement loan? My mobile home needs a new transmission.'

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"This will be your office. There's a flashlight and whistle if you need to attract attention."

"Gerald. . . you need to stop stockpiling food!"

"And, that's the new extension for my new plasma TV screen."

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"O.K., doomer."

"Another self-build. . ."

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."