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'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

We're putting on a subtraction.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Dog Igloo.

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Horror writer.

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Sheds

Arctic Snails.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Little Nipper Sandpit

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

"Still snow!"

Will build to suit myself.

"I see our neighbors are moving south!"

Honey, wake up

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."