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The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

That kid's all business.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Sheds

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Little Nipper Sandpit

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Attorney-at-play

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'