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The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Sheds

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Little Nipper Sandpit

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Attorney-at-play

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'