Hideout Architect Gifts

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Dog Igloo.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Horror writer.

Sheds

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Arctic Snails.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Little Nipper Sandpit

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Still snow!"

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"I see our neighbors are moving south!"

Will build to suit myself.

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'