"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."
Hideaway Architect Gifts
Searching for a gift that speaks to your hideaway architect’s creative spirit? Explore our collection of thoughtful and humorous products that honor their love for designing cozy retreats. Perfect for inspiring their next project or adding a fun touch to their workspace, our items are tailored for those who find joy in crafting beautiful, secluded spaces.
'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'
Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.
'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'
It's supposed to get cold tonight.
Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.
Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.
Hansel and Gretal
We're putting on a subtraction.
'The roof needs icing.'
Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.
'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'
'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'
Building a gingerbread house
Dog Igloo.
"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"
'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'
A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.
Alaskan Cryogenic Society.
(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.
"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."
The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.
'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'
Arctic Snails.
Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.
Sandwich filing.
"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."
Diet Sugar House.
'They're building one of those new health clubs.'
'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'
'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'
Man cold-calling on phone from igloo
"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."
'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'
"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"
Hideaway Architect Gifts Collection
Hideaway Architect Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for your hideaway architect—great for sparking creativity with every sip. Browse all mug designs and find the perfect one today!
Hideaway Architect Pillows
See our cozy pillows that bring comfort and personality to your architect’s retreat. Discover clever designs perfect for decorating their haven or relaxing in style.
Hideaway Architect Prints
Browse our artistic prints designed to inspire and personalize your architect’s space. Perfect for decorating their creative sanctuary or adding a finishing touch to any room.
Hideaway Architect T-Shirts
Check out our stylish t-shirts that celebrate your architect’s inventive spirit. Find fun, creative designs to suit their unique taste and add some flair to their wardrobe.