Hideaway Enthusiast Gifts

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I didn't spark joy."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Eat my dust!"

James decided to stay in that night.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

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Clandestine cows.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Real Estate Personals

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Living together, couple in love.

Staycation Photos

'They're playing house.'

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"At last - no Trump."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'