Hideaway Hunter Gifts

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

When clowns are hunting.