Home Haunter Gifts

'...and this home includes a heated garage.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Emigrating to France.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Home Foreclosed Home.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'This is close enough.'

"You never know what will catch on!"