Hideaway Hunter T-Shirts

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Pointing.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Geese's Thoughts.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

When clowns are hunting.