Hidden Hideaway Seeker T-Shirts

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

The Getaway

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Pirates

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

Where's Waldo: Autumn Edition

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

'This looks like a good spot.'

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"I love playing Hide-And-Go-Seek with Hammerheads. They never find us here."

Though he found the perfect spot, it would be the last time Sal the fish played hide-and-seek.