Secret Spot Seeker T-Shirts

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

Secret Garden

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

New York Netherworld

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"