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Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"An everything Martini, please."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Hoxton map.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

Skinhead guppy.

"See a trend?"

Louis XIV

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'Do either of you believe in omens?'

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

London Fashion Week.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango

Man is target

"Is the hamburger innovative?"