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Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Wifi in Hell

"An everything Martini, please."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Follow that cab!'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Hoxton map.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

Skinhead guppy.

"See a trend?"

Louis XIV

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

'Do either of you believe in omens?'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

London Fashion Week.

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango

Man is target