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'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream Dreams.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Doughnut Making

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Ice Cream Flavors

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'