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'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Doughnut Making

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Ice Cream Flavors

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"