Sweetheart Seeker T-Shirts

I heart you!

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Marimba

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I didn't spark joy."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Be kind"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Sitting in a tree

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Thank you bubbles

Happy Days Are Here Again

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Baker Romance

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Speed Dating.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Doughnut Making

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Most valuable element.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.