Sweetheart Seeker Pillows

I heart you!

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Marimba

"I didn't spark joy."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Sitting in a tree

"Be kind"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Happy Days Are Here Again

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Thank you bubbles

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Speed Dating.

Most valuable element.