Hidden Hideaway Seeker Gifts

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

The Getaway

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Pirates

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Where's Waldo: Autumn Edition

Have you seen me?

"His forces are massing here, but still no word on where Waldo himself is."

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

"Oh s**t! The game's up."

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

'This looks like a good spot.'

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"I love playing Hide-And-Go-Seek with Hammerheads. They never find us here."