Hide And Seek Aficionado Gifts

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Elderly people's hide and seek.

'To be honest w enever actually look for you. Rob and I call it hide and sleep.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Here's Waldo

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Hunting Out of Season

Where's Waldo: Autumn Edition

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'