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Here's Waldo

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

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ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

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'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Extreme Yard Sale

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

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