Hideaway Architect Prints

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Hansel and Gretal

We're putting on a subtraction.

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Building a gingerbread house

Dog Igloo.

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Arctic Snails.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Sandwich filing.

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

Diet Sugar House.

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"