Sandbox Architect Gifts

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Come Kitty, play with me in my sandbox!" "Clumping or non-clumping?"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Little Nipper Sandpit

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Now that he had done all the big adult stuff, maybe everybody would just leave him alone.

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

"How many times do I have to tell you... that is not a toy."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Jeez, these things are hot."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Sheds

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

Attorney-at-play

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'