Sandbox Sculptor Gifts

The Wall.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

The Sculptor

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Son burying his dad in sand

Sand Snowmen

"Jeez, these things are hot."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

Little Nipper Sandpit

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"