Clubhouse Architect Gifts

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Tree house.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Swing

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Man building a tree house

Constructing your own prison!

Switchback Playground.

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

19th Hole.

'With experience, you'll be able to identify, from a long way away, the subtle sound of a can opener...'

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'

'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

"First things first - let's discuss our terms of reference."

"I became a caddy to have access to doctors.."

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

"...you've spoiled him with that Treehouse"

'Sandstorm!'

"How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?"

"When we're done building the arena, do you think we'll get free tickets?"

'Son, I'll put your treehouse back when the deer season is over.'

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'