Clubhouse Guardian Gifts

'Ricky can come in and play, but his attorney will have to wait outside.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

19th Hole.

Men talking in a club house

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'We hope you understand that you're not worth risking on our new carpet, and your feet will smell if you take your shoes off.'

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

West Australian mining industry

"Neighbourhood Watch are recruiting again, Carol."

'We wondered if your mother might be interested in taking charge of our new neighbourhood watch scheme.'

'So you're the originator of the neighborhood crime watch.'

Art Gallery - Comics.

Neighborhood Squirrel Watch Program