Clubhouse Regular Gifts

"How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?"

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

19th Hole.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Dance.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

Men talking in a club house

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.

'Steward, this fellow hasn't spoken for a week. Be a good chap and feel his pulse will you?'

'See dear, here's the topless dancer now!'