Clubhouse Regular Prints

"How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?"

19th Hole.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Dance.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Men talking in a club house

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

'Steward, this fellow hasn't spoken for a week. Be a good chap and feel his pulse will you?'

'See dear, here's the topless dancer now!'

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.

Noises from armpits.

"I became a caddy to have access to doctors.."

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'