Clubhouse Socialite Prints

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

19th Hole.

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'You look like a fun guy!'

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

The Kings Head.

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

How very Hampstead!

"What do you think our husbands talk about when they're down the pub?"

'Can Spot come out and play?'

"This martini in canonical."

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

"Fun-sponge."

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

'How very Fulham!'

"How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?"

Suburban families on lawn.