Club Socialites Prints

"I can't stand those preppy types."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

A day at the races

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"Personally, I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables..."