Playground Socialite Prints

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Posh boy on a posh stateboard

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Male dog taking a toilet break.

Dog Teenagers

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

"This is where I come to unwind."

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'We double-dog dare you.'

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

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