Playground Princess Prints

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Children playing football.

'Ready Mum?'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Playground Pipe Dreams

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"I tested very high in playing."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'