Playground Princess Gifts

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Children playing football.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Ready Mum?'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Converted Parking Garage

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"I tested very high in playing."

Office Park

Mood Swings.