Dog Park Socialite Prints

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

'We double-dog dare you.'

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Male dog taking a toilet break.

Brindles - Top Dog

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"I don't know what it is, but I can hold it. Maybe there's a fireplug up ahead."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Dog Park

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"The club scene is really changing."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Dog Teenagers

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He's into binge fetching."