Pet Socialite Prints

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

"The club scene is really changing."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

A day at the races

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Male dog taking a toilet break.

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

"Your party just totally blew us away."