Pet Socialite Pillows

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

"The club scene is really changing."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

Upper East Side Dog Park

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Male dog taking a toilet break.

A day at the races

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'