Society Socialite Pillows

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

OPTIMISTS' CLUB, 'They said they never expected ME to show up.'

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

A day at the races

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'