Dog Socialite Pillows

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

"The club scene is really changing."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

Upper East Side Dog Park

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Male dog taking a toilet break.

A day at the races

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'