Dog Socialite Gifts

Oh, jeez, I should remember this guy! How do I sniff him without him knowing I'm sniffing him?

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Upper East Side Dog Park

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

Male dog taking a toilet break.

A day at the races

Social Notworking

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'