Canine Socialite Gifts

Dog Teenagers

"Sure it's the same food every night, but my 'what's for dinner' site is followed by over 100,000 dogs."

'It appears to be a bow-wow pow-wow.'

"It's amazing. No matter where we go, Eugene runs into someone he's sniffed before."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Upper East Side Dog Park

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

A day at the races

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

Male dog taking a toilet break.

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."