Animal Socialites Gifts

Buffalo Secrets

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

"The club scene is really changing."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Brian's considering the optics."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Male dog taking a toilet break.

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

A day at the races

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'