Animal Socialites Prints

Buffalo Secrets

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

"The club scene is really changing."

Upper East Side Dog Park

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

A day at the races

Male dog taking a toilet break.

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'